Frank's Excellent Submarine Adventure

Recently, Frank spent a day aboard a nuclear sub like then now-infamous Greeneville. Perhaps someone should have questioned the judgment of letting him dive and, later, allowing him at the helm when they quick-surfaced, just like the Greeneville.

If God Wanted Me to Touch My Toes, She Would Have Put Them on My Knees

There are consequences to senior couples who exercise together. Losing weight is not one of them.

Getting Old Stinks, and Other Good News from AARP

The high point of my entire AARP week was when my wife leaned over and whispered, "Honey, look at that sea of gray and balding men in front of us. Makes you look darn good."

Cruising the Seven Deadly Seas

Rich, sweet foods you'd never dream of eating anywhere else, shipboard it's a matter of getting your money's worth.

I Wish I'd Been This Young When I Was 20

All about how to reinvent yourself. Again. Maybe through a hot-air balloon flight. Retirement is about being what and who you want. Fresh starts without fear.